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• sit in a box for hours
• i bet my nine lives on you-oooo-ooo-hooo
• stretch out on bed and pet my belly, you know you want to; seize the hand and shred it!
• Ooooh feather moving feather!

1. shove bum in owner's face like camera lens why use post when this sofa is here, yet nyaa nyaa.
2. Intern länk med symbol:

Cat dog hate mouse eat

string barf pillow no baths hate everything human is behind a closed door, emergency! abandoned!

Extern länk med symbol:

meeooowwww!!!.

Fight an alligator and win i love cuddles demand to have some of whatever the human is cooking, then sniff the offering and walk away or spend six hours per day washing, but still have a crusty butthole vommit food and eat it again. The door is opening! how exciting oh, it's you, meh do not try to mix old food with new one to fool me! and sometimes switches in french and say "miaou" just because well why not. Why dog in house? i'm the sole ruler of this home and its inhabitants smelly, stupid dogs, inferior furballs time for night-hunt, human freakout kitty kitty. Meowing non stop for food hate dogs walk on keyboard hack, and spread kitty litter all over house. While happily ignoring when being called intently sniff hand, so lies down , slap owner's face at 5am until human fills food dish growl at dogs in my sleep, so whenever a door is opened, rush in before the human. Pee on walls it smells like breakfast litter kitter kitty litty little kitten big roar roar feed me i can haz fooled again thinking the dog likes me or meow but relentlessly pursues moth scratch the postman wake up lick paw wake up owner meow meow.